2 Jokes and 2 Riddles

Jokes

Q: Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Trade Me?

A: Because they were two deer!!!

Q: Why did the doughnut maker sell his shop?

A: Because he got fed up with the hole business.

Riddles

Q: What goes around and around the wood but does not go into the wood?

A: The bark on the tree..

Alice's mother has 3 daughters. one is called Sophie, the other one is called Jealyn. What is the other daughters name?

A: Alice.